Quote of the Day

"Its better to have one and not needing one,
than needing one and not having one. "

-Jonas addressing condoms

Group Pic from my BBQ in my condo aka Freaky Friday. 

Freaky Friday

Last two days ago, I had one of the busiest, funniest, most awesome, happiest, saddest, most depressing, and all of the positive and negative adjectives that i can find in my Oxford Dictionary. I'm gonna recount what had happened to me for the past 2 days.

Thursday (22nd of September)
I already have gotten back most of my prelims result and its very bad. I felt really dissapointed not to my paper, but to myself, because deep down in my heart, i know that its all my fault. Deep down there, i know that i didnt do my best. Deep down there, i know that i didnt give all that i got. I dont know whether to feel good that the prelims are over, or to feel depressed that i got low marks for my prelims. I guess it is just logical to feel very, very bad about it and not to celebrate, but i guess im not a logical person. Yeah, i celebrated like there's no tomorrow for one whole week! Although i passed all the subjects, i still need high and impressive results for me to be accepted in Canada's university. I feel really guilty because my parents had done everything for me to go in the university and all she asks is impressive grades.. Grades, the only thing that i needed to have just to complete the objective.. The only thing that can make my parents happy.. The only thing missing for me to go into university.. The only thing that i needed.. And i couldnt have it. I guess that im destined to fail. Destined to be unsuccessful in life. But that's no fact. After this week of fun, i'll give it all i've got to score as much A's as i could. I'll study day and night if i have to. I know i can do it. Now i have this pull factor, because i fell in the first try.. This is a threat in my life and i wont let it happen again. I guess for everything that i do, i need to go down before i can go up.. As for Newton's 3rd law: "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." and in the movie Batman Begins: "Why do we fall? So that we will learn to stand back up again." I hope these two quotations apply to me.

My Preliminary results:
English - C5
Combine Humanities - C5
Elementary Math - A2
Additional Math - C6
Biology - B3
Chemistry - C5
Physics - B4

Im very shocked for my english, cuz i usually get B3's or even A2! Same goes for E. math and A. math cuz i usually get A1's for that! (not that im bragging).

Anyway, enough of this despondent recount. I'll now recall about the fun and happy part..
Thursday.. After school, Daniel, Weirong, Kok Chuang, Hsiu Ya, Samuel and i went to Fair price to purchase the materials we needed for the barbeque in my condomenium. We spent $80 for that. Then late afternoon, i went to Sheng Shiong to buy the chicken wings and other food stuffs. At night, my siblings and i prepared the food. My bro and sis made the pork and beef spaghetti, Spaghetti alla carbonara, Macaroni Salad, and i made the Jelly. We also marinated the Chicken wings. It was fun and tiring.

Friday (24th of September)
The day of the Barbeque. After school, i immediately headed home to do some last minute preparations. I asked samuel to buy additional stuffs for the spaghetti. As time went by, more and more people arrived. And that Shierly the menace! She said while in school that she wasnt going because she needed to study and other crap. And yeah, she was bluffing all the way! She came to my house saying, "are u surprise to see me?" and "Are you happy that i came?". Well, i gotta admit i guess i did feel very happy. At around 4 pm, Samuel, Chin Yong Jun Jie and me palyed basketball till 5. Chin Yong and I was hot and kept on scoring! Then the Chinese girls came and i got pressured because i needed to manage lotsa people. They want to go here, they want to go there, they want to go to the toilet, and so on and so forth. I was so stressed especially when 6 pm came and more people came and i had to bring the food down and start the fire and keep everyone patient and entertained and..... Now i know how tough it is to organise a barbeque party! When i brought the Spaghetti down, no one minded it because it was covered with aluminium foil. no one saw what was inside, so they continued chatting. But when i removed the foil, everyone drooled and gathered around the table.. Everyone quickly took a plate and tackled one another just to get a taste of the food! Lots of them said the spag was great except for the Carbonara because my brother accidentally spilled the milk while mixing it. The chicken wings was also a fiasco because the marinate solution was too concentrated, resulting the chicken to be very salty. I also forgot about the macaroni salad because i was saving it for dessert. When half of the people went home, then i remembered to display it.. Some people didnt like it because it was sweet. I like sweet stuffs, and for me, the salad wasnt that sweet. But for them, it was! At around 9 pm, we played tennis. No one knows how to play so the ball literally flew anywhere! Even over the fence! Then Natalia, Joel and Victor came at around 9.30, but the Spaghetti was already consumed. So they were forced to eat the salty chicken wings. Im terribly sorry for that Joel, Nat and Vic! Then at around 10 pm, before the chinese girls went home, we took our class photo beside the pool. I asked for the help of my condo's security guard. So the number was cut in half.. There were less people, so as the level of fun. Me and Netty decided to drink the big bottle of Carlsberg. We thought that no one would want to drink it because it has a bitter taste, but we were wrong! everyone wanted a cup of it, but a bottle wasnt enough. In the end, everyone had an almost equal share of the beer (1/4 cup each). Natalia asked me to make a speech before we drank, so i did. I dont know if i touched them, but my speech made me touch myself! (not literally!) . After that, we cleaned up and went in my house. Then Net and Chin Yong played Samuel's playstation 2 and Net kicked Chin Yong's ass! Chin Yong, YOU SUCK! Haha! Then as the night went on, more people left. Joel and Jun Jie went home at around 1.30 am! Daniel, Kok Chuang and Samuel slept over at my place and watched The omen.. The ending sucks! And that's it, the end of yesterday.

I'd like to use this last paragraph to thank several people for making this barbeque possible. First and foremost, I'd like to thank my siblings for giving a big help preparing the food, without complaining. Secondly, i'd like to thank Kok Chuang, Wei Rong, Daniel, Hsiu Ya and Samuel for helping me buy the things in Fairprice, especially samuel, who volunteered to help me buy and pay for the additional ingredients which cost $35. Daniel and Kok Chuang and wei rong for helping me organise the bbq and managing my financial expenses. I also wanted to thank ChinYong for buying additional drinks and Natalia for lending me the bbq equipments. To Netty for helping me get Nat's bbq stuff which i borrowed, which i forgot to take home from school. To KC, Dan, Wei rong, Chin Yong, Jun Jie, and the other girls and guys who helped me bring down the food form my house. To Shierly for keeping the fun to a constant level, and to the rest that i forgot to mention, for helping me with this BBQ party (So sorry if i forgot u). But my biggest appreciation is to the people who came. Without u all, this bbq wouldnt have been successful and fun. From the bottom of my heart, I thank you guys for your support and assistance! I am really really greatful for having awesome friends like you!

Two Tipsy People

Yeah! Sunday... I hate sundays! i cant sleep late.. But today's another crazy day with netty and few of my classmates.
Let me start when the time i woke up. I checked my phone and got a message from Shierly. She was inviting me to go watch a movie, The Cave, with the others. I accepted the invitation and went there. But i heard from my sis that her friends commented that the movie sucks, so i suggested to watch A sound of thunder instead.. They agreed and me, samantha, shierly and Hsiu ya watched the movie. In the end, in my personal opinion, the movie sucks! The story is good but the graphics are horrible! I felt guilty that i changed the plan.. I was so embarrassed towards them! But at least i wasnt late today.. Well, actually, the meeting time was at 12, but i arrived at 12.45.. but it was ok, cuz they ate brunch, while i ate mine at home. So i think being late today isnt counted!
After the movie we went to Hsiu ya's house to hang out. We met netty on the bus, which we were supposed to meet in Hsiu ya's house. What a coincidence! The others sat on their seats without noticing netty.. only i spotted her in an instance! Then i boasted that my eyes are like scanners that can search the place very fast.. I can also see through objects! I acquired this special gift when i went to this nuclear power plant in france. There was an accident, a radioactive mist sprayed to into my eyes. I was blind for a month, and after that, i could see! Clearer than ever, if u know what i mean! Ok, enough of this bullshit!
So we're in Hsiu ya's house and stayed there for a while. Samantha and Shierly were planning to go to orchard and watch another movie! I didnt want to spend my money cuz i was running out of cash.. So netty and i decided to stay in Hsiu ya's house. After a while, we decided to play billiards in Parkway and we did. We also invited Kok chuang and wei rong to play with us. After that, we bought dinnerin KFC to be eaten in Hsiu ya's house.. We also bought 2 cans of Carlsberg and a bottle of Tequila. So we ate in Hsiu ya's house and drank.. netty and i got a bit tipsy and she kept on laughing and laughing.. I think the beer had a hit on her that it made her high! Her face turned pinkish and her eyes turned watery as well! She was so funny, especially when she kept on saying "actually im not drunk, im just tipsy, and i can still walk". She kept on saying that for like 10 times! Now i think she was more than a bit tipsy! After that, we headed home.
I should be sleeping now since i got tipsy, but decided to write this blog down.. But im sure that I'll sleep tightly tonight because of the beer.

Days of Peaceful Nights

Finally, at long last, prelims has ended! The pressured and stressed days are over! Im so exhilerated, and looking forward to the following carefree days ahead! Even before and during the prelims, a handfull of us were already planning for our activities after the week in hell. One of our plan was to meet at eunos mrt station at 1 pm on friday (Last day), and proceed to Jurong east and go Ice skating.

Well, the day of the last day of prelims, we had our additional mathematics paper 2 test.. It was much easier than paper 1, and in my opinion, its easier than elementary mathematics paper 2! That was unusual.. After the test, the guys and i played basketball. The court was wet, so i didnt had my A-game along with me.. But still, i did some crazy-but-cool stunts of mine. After that, i went home and played computer. Time must have gone out of my mind while playing and i ended at around 12.45.. I panicked and felt already dead, considering that i had not bathed yet. So i took 30 mins grooming myself and left the house at around 1.15.. i knew that i was dead. I arrived at eunos mrt at around 1.45... When the girls saw me, they had tiger-looks in their eyes, and i felt really small.. They were like, "You know what time i got here?" and "You must pay for our ice skating fees" and "We've waited for 45 mins!".. Well, i felt sorry for them and myself.. felt sorry for myself cuz i was being bombarded by them! But it was in a joking manner, which is what they always do to me. So we arrived in the ice-skating place and skated for 2 hrs. more than half of us couldnt skate so i spent more than half of my time teaching them, especially samantha. But its fine, i love teaching people, especially see them improve because of me.. I cant explain the feeling, but its more meaningfull that orgasm! So i witnessed samantha shine bit by bit, like watching your own kid learning how to walk. Well, there was this one time when she fell because i was disturbed.. I was concentrating on her balance when Shierly called my and tried to tell me something. I shifted my attention to her and suddenly, i heard a loud thump. I looked back to Sam and saw her sitting on the ice! I think her fall was hard, judging by the loudnest and solidness of her fall. When samantha was resting, i tried doing the sudden break on ice by moving my skates perpendicular to the direction of where im going.. And guess what, i fell 5 or 6 times because of trying to do that stupid stunt!
After the skating, we ate at swensens and planned secretly on Wei Rong's surprise celebration (It was his birthday the following day). So we executed our plan and celebrated in Wei Rong's HDB's parking lot. We were very noisy and that one of the neighbors shouted something to us. But we didnt care. I mean, what the f*ck do we care, its not our neighborhood! hahaha! Im so mean, ain't I? But anyways, After that we went home, totally exhausted from the test and fun activities we had. I fell flat on the bed when i got home. (But of course, i still took a bath.. Cant sleep with out taking one.._

Today (Saturday), I organised a movie marathon in my house. Since my parents are gone for a month, i took advantage of their absence and do the things i've been wanting. Shierly came here first at around 10 am. The 2 of us watched The Godfather part 1 and 2 (my favourite movie). She really really really liked the movie! Then the guys came. At that time, i havent showered and brushed my teeth (10am is too early for me to wake up), so hearing of them walking towards my house, made me bathe. We watched American Pie and "educated" my very innocent classmates. They didnt understand most of the terms used in the movie like "getting laid" and other kinky terms, so i "guided" and "translated" those kinky words, into a mix of scientific and proper english from. I think they are more "educated", but i dont think they will get naughty, cuz everytime there was a nude scene, they would cover their eyes with pillows. Im not sure wether they are acting that they're not looking and peep, or really refuse to watch. I can say, they are absolutely different from my friends back in the Philippines! We also wacthed SWAT and Omen. I think some of the people their thought that the activity was boring, so i think its a bit of a fiasco. I personally also think that it was boring.. Well, im still looking forward to the days ahead.. days full of fun and stress-relieving activities, to soothe our over-intelligent brains! Damn im too modest! It doesnt suit me already!

Tunnel dwelling in Clark Quay.. 

Netty and I in 1initestand in Clark Quay. 

Insane Night

Its another day of our september holidays, or should i say study week, and guess what, i've not been studying my heart out!! I'm really ded! D-E-D, ded!!! My mom's in the Philippines, no one's here to discipline me, and im here, Ego-filled-crazy-guy on the loose! for the past few days, i just couldnt get the momentum to study intensively, and by the fact that the prelims are less than a week away, its so predictable that my head will be chopped off..

Last night, netty and i went pubbing (a great relief that i wasnt the only one who's crazy). We went to clark quay to go bar-hopping. We found this pub called 1nitestand, and i thought that that place was kinky! so i was so ecstatic to go in and check the place out. but before we entered, an A4 size note was poted on the entrance saying "minimum age for males:23 ; minimum age for females: 21" we stopped right there in front and was apprehensive to enter. But still, my devilry won over my fears and asked netty to hook her arms with mine so that we'll look like a couple. and add to that, i was wearing a long sleeves buttoned shirt folded up, and leather shoes. That'll make them convince that we're above minimum age! So we went in, observed the atmosphere, and tried to find a seat. The live band was awesome! their good! Suddenly, a waitress approached us. I was ready to make excuses that we're foreigners and we didnt have an I.C. and all those craps. but it turned out that she was suggesting us to sit in a corner on a leather couch. She probably have thought that we were really couples! In order not to blow our cover, i agreed and sat there. She asked for our drinks and i ordered a bottle of Carlseberg. Netty didnt want to drink cuz she had an empty stomach. After half an hour or more, we left the place. Few steps after the exit, a fat, big, scary and gigantic bouncer from that pub approached us. I was like "uh-oh, we're in trouble!" Again, i was ready to make excuses. Again, it turned out that he was advertising their ladies-night on thursday. He said that it isnt actually a ladies night cuz there are no free flow of drinks, its just free flow for the first 4 drinks! He also gave netty his business card and asked us to call him if we'd bring some friends and he'll reserve some seats for us.. aww thats sweet! and i gave a very comforting sigh of relief when we walked away.. Its so ironic that we were supposed to be prohibited in that place, but it turned out that we were invited to go again! so we walked to the mrt station, and to our misfortune, we missed the last train and needed to take a taxi home. Yep, we took a taxi and went home.. i reached home at 1 in the morning and slept.

This morning, i feel so guilty that after writing this 2nd post, i'll go straight to my room to study and catching my momentum. Damn, that was a crazy night especially when it was just days before prelims!

Me and my partner in Santa Cruzan.. Its not a wedding! 

Kok, me and Samuel in Malaysia 

Gangstas on the street! Are u ready for some fight?! 

Samantha, Shierly and me.. Im such a playboy! haha! 

Ramp!!! Cool huh!! 

Gettin' ready for scuba diving in Boracay! Yeah! im a licensed diver! 

My siblings and dad in the sunset of Boracay Island. 

Doing a bunny hop.. 

My siblings and my mom in boracay.. I love the sunset there! best for romantic activities. 

Woooo.. surfing on the water.. feeling the wind brushing my hair.. swweeet! 

Getting ready for my jump start at the dock 

My mom and my sister.. aint they pretty... and me Handsome?? 

Me and my sister just after a fall! she went water skiing while i went boarding. 

Me, the other models and Timothy Go of Channel news asia in the fashion show before Santa Cruzan. 

Must water be blue? 

ProAir in Ponggol.. at night after wakeboarding. 

My First Time (not sex)

My First Time (Not Sex)


Hey there! this is my very first blog.. I know that i'll suck in this, so please do forgive me. I need to give credit to Samantha for helping me think of a blog address.. we've tried "jonasthemonster", "jonathictheory", "jonasthegay", "jonastration", etc.. and they all sucked, especially jonastration which Sam said that it sounds like menstruation! that'll be a major no-no for my blog add! Finally, we're left with jonastrology and jonastricity. jonastricity sounds cooler cause it has something to do with physics.. although i really suck in physics, i kinda like the terms related in that subject. terms such as nuclear fussion and latent heat of vaporisation! woooo thats deep man! Oh well, i'll start with what happened today.

My mom woke me up at 6 in the morning because she was leaving for Philippines. Her plan was to go to the Philippines and meet my dad there, spend 5 days and leave again for Canada. Her purpose is to inquire informations about the education system there and look around for houses for sale.
So, i woke up with dreary eyes and took a bath. The water was too damn cold for me to adjust! We went to the airport by taxi and ate our breakfast in burger king. we sat there discussing the things we should do while she's gone for 2 hrs!
When we were saying our good-byes, my mom shed a tear or two. My heart went soft as we parted but at the same time, my devious thoughts were also conquering.. i was sad and happy at the same time.. happy that im FREE! i can do almost whatever i want! now im planning for my barbeque at my condomenium. I just hope that my concentration towards my studies wont be distracted, especially when my mom's away, and no one's here to control my ego. Im trying my best to have discipline and to be mature enough to take care of my siblings at the same time! what a burden! but i cant do anything cuz im the eldest.

My day has not finished yet as im writing this blog in the morning.. What a bad timing to write a blog! but since its my first one, i'll give it an exception.